1. Green Bay Packers - Packers Coach Mike McCarthy is a genius. An individual's proficiency hasn't been this instrumental in making crowds happy since Richard L. Coe told producers of Hello, Dolly to give Minnie Fay more cleavage.
2. Houston Texans - A Texas football team hadn't won a meaningful game in December since the only people who'd roll their eyes at the mention of "Cher" are those who'd eaten some bad Beurre blanc in Bourges.
3. Denver Broncos - If you're tired of reading about Tim Tebow, be certain NFL defenses are responding to the disappearance of fourth quarter leads as Jubal Brown responds to museum artwork.
4. New England Patriots - Tom Brady keeps chuckin' the pigskin like the future hall of famer he is. The heartthrob gunslinger is to the Patriots success as the perturbation theory is to describing real quantum systems.
5. New Orleans Saints - They've been lights out since their "World Multiconference on Systemics, Cybernetics and Informatics mistakenly accepting Rooter: A Methodology for the Typical Unification of Access Points and Redundancy as a 'non-reviewed' paper in 2005," embarrassing loss to the Rams.
(Courtesy Foxsports.com)
