
Los Angeles - Peter Lorenz, longtime devotee of funnyman Dennis Miller, accessed the online encyclopedia, Wikipedia.org, nearly 100 times during a recent airing of the SNL alums three hour radio show. Despite the help, eight of Mr. Miller's highbrow references were lost on Mr. Lorenz. "Mr. Miller quipped that the difference between Democrats and Republicans equate to the disparity between Swedish biochemist Hans von Euler-Chelpin and Georgian biochemist Revaz Dogonadadze," Mr. Lorenz said. "I read the profile of both men several times and still don't see how their work relates to the two dominant political parties in America today." Mr. Lorenz is also unsure Mr. Miller's opinion of the GOP frontrunner. "During the second hour, Dennis exclaimed, 'Mitt Romney claiming he's a conservative is like a resident of Little Rice driving through Three Lakes with a bumper sticker that reads, 'Gophers Do It in the Eagle River.' I think I comprehend the reference but don't want to say in case I'm off by embarrassing proportions."
(Courtesy Politico.com)